Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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