i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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