I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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