I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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