singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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