I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
is it fun? or sober?
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