i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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