I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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