Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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