And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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