Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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