I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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