Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My day in three words: secret purse cake
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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