just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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