i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
