ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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