You really coming over, don't trick.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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