i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
id be glad to
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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