Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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