You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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