She is in my trunk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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