i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Damn victory sex feels great
Randomize
