my vag is so smooth its legendary
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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