found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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