I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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