So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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