well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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