sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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