Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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