is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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