She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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