Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want to make out with him forever
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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