I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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