You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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