ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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