All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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