Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Drunk is not a location!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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