Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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