is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
