Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
