I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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