I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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