problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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