I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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