whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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