Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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