You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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