just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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