she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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