i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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